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Super NES Classic Reviews Game by Game #2: F-Zero

Join us as we review every Super NES Classic game. Second in the queue: The game that taught Captain Falcon to fly.

Review by Nadia Oxford, .

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It's fun to think back to Captain Falcon's subdued birth on the SNES. When F-Zero came to North America in 1991, Falcon still was years away from "FALCON! PAAAAUNCH!"-ing his way into our hearts in the Smash Bros franchise.

There is no spandex-flashing tomfoolery in F-Zero, however. The Captain keeps his arms and legs inside the Blue Falcon at all times. F-Zero's Grand Prix requires razor-sharp concentration and reflexes, and one wrong move sends you plummeting off the edge of Highway Mode-7. You either race, or you die.

Most Nintendo games are built with rock-solid foundations that are engineered to hold up for ages, and that holds true for F-Zero. This racing game, painted in all the colors of the late '80s, isn't feature-rich – but its basic content stretches out for miles and offers hours of intense play. Once that snazzy title screen pops up and almost immediately fires up a demo of what you're in for, you're helpless to avoid pressing "START." Within seconds – and after you're introduced to the course by diving at it from the sky – you're ripping around Mute City and tapping your toe to its enthralling theme.

"Big Blue" is playing in your head right now. You can't fool Miss Cleo.

Then you move on to Big Blue. And Sand Ocean. And so on. F-Zero is like a bag of Regular-flavored potato chips; at first glance, you believe you'll tire of it quickly, but that crispy, salty flavor quickly becomes hard to turn away from. Before you know it, you're stuffing handfuls into your mouth.

F-Zero only has nine tracks spread across three leagues, but Nintendo squeezes life out of them in a clever way: The courses you re-visit open detours that contain tighter roads, sharper curves, and deadlier hazards. Each course has its own personality, too. Mute City's wide roads make for a decent tutorial stage. Big Blue's slippery roads and wide turns make staying at the head of the pack difficult. Death Wind buffers your car with strong winds, Silence (it's not silent) is fraught with 90-degree turns, and Port Town is pocked with huge gaps in its road.

"Silence" is every school teacher's favorite track, along with "Flick the Lights On and Off Really Fast."

In other words, F-Zero is deeper than it lets on. Not only does each course take a ton of practice to master, but each of the four hovercars you can choose from have very clear strengths and weaknesses. The speedometers on F-Zero's cars often read 400 km/h or above, and by gosh, that sense of speed is genuine thanks to that Mode-7 magic. It's incredibly easy to lose control of your vehicle and bounce between a course's barriers like a Pong ball. If you take too much damage, your hovercar goes kaboom in a very loud explosion that's capable of sending little kids running out of the room, crying (I know this from experience).

Though it's never explicitly stated, F-Zero asks you to find a winning balance between caution and speed – but it doesn't make finding that balance easy. First, you need to consider your vehicle. Do you want to use the Golden Fox, which accelerates quickly, but controls poorly, and bruises very easily? Or do you want the solid Fire Stingray, which controls well and has a high top speed, but accelerates very slowly?

And what if you find yourself low on energy by your second lap? Will you slow down in the pit area for repairs and let rivals pass you? Or will you blaze on ahead even though you're at risk of blowing up if a pigeon feather lands on your hood?

Gotta go faster, faster, faster faster faster.

You need to put a lot of hours into F-Zero if you hope to master the King League, so it's a good job the game has a practice mode. Practice mode lets you race around courses at your leisure (though there are times to try and beat). You still explode in good time if you don't learn how to corner properly, but there aren't any rival racers to harass you either. It's a perfect way to study a course's hazards before stepping into the real deal.

F-Zero has only two big failings. One, and most significant, is its lack of a two-player mode. My heart cries out for it. Two, it'd be nice to use weapons against other racers, but I suppose bodily bashing them into the danger zone does the trick just as well.

F-Zero is still an easy recommendation, though. It's fast, it's furious, and it lets you peer at the great blue falcon roosting in its natural habitat.

F-Zero is more than a showcase for the SNES's graphical capabilities (though it's that, too). It's an intense racing game that gives all players a real white-knuckle challenge – and treats them to a kickin' soundtrack.

4 /5

Super NES Classic Reviews Game by Game #2: F-Zero Nadia Oxford Join us as we review every Super NES Classic game. Second in the queue: The game that taught Captain Falcon to fly. 2017-07-11T22:10:00-04:00 4 5

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  • Avatar for riderkicker #1 riderkicker 4 months ago
    No chance in hell will Nintendo release a 2 player version of F-Zero that uses the entire widescreen aspect ratio.

    I think about 10 years ago, people could still by complete copies of F-Zero and I saw quite a few on eStarland then. Darnit I didn't bite.Edited 2 times. Last edited July 2017 by riderkicker
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  • Avatar for Monkey-Tamer #2 Monkey-Tamer 4 months ago
    My only complaint was the other cars rubber banding. F-Zero was one of the first games I bought for my SNES, and was the first of several great racers to come on the system. I never liked any of the sequels as much as the original.
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  • Avatar for VotesForCows #3 VotesForCows 4 months ago
    Not really played this much - a friend had it back when it came out, and I think my playing occasionally is not the way to master it. Found it very difficult! Will be nice to give it another go with the adult awareness that its ok to let go of the accelerator now and then.
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  • Avatar for hiptanaka #4 hiptanaka 4 months ago
    I re-played F-Zero when it was released on Wii U Virtual Console for almost no money, and it was more fun and nuanced than I expected, like how you have control over the length of your jumps by using D-pad up/down. I still think it's a little thin, though. If it had a more elaborate career mode I would return to it more often. Honestly, every racing game needs a career mode like the one in Death Rally.
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  • Avatar for admiralsnackbar #5 admiralsnackbar 4 months ago
    Sonic X theme song lyrics in the caption?

    Solid gold.
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  • Avatar for Number1Laing #6 Number1Laing 4 months ago
    I remember buying F-Zero after saving up enough cash for SimCity but finding out that game was out of print. I still kind of wish I had SimCity but F-Zero turned out to be extraordinary.

    It's a shame the GBA games didn't really come close to capturing what made the SNES title special.
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  • Avatar for docexe #7 docexe 4 months ago
    F-Zero GX is my favorite in the series, but I still have a fond spot in my heart for this one. It was among the first games I played on the SNES, and while it is sparse in terms of features nowadays (a 2-player mode would indeed have been very appreciated), it’s still lots of fun.
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  • Avatar for pdubb #8 pdubb 4 months ago
    When you said there were two major failings, I thought for sure one would be the inability to practice all of the tracks.

    F-Zero is one of the rare games, where finding a hacked rom enhances the game. Being able to actually learn the tracks on the King League really helped make the game better because man they were tough.
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  • Avatar for BellyFullOfHell #9 BellyFullOfHell 4 months ago
    Can still finish this on the unlockable Master difficulty level. One of my favourite games ever.
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  • Avatar for drich255 #10 drich255 4 months ago
    I am not good at this game, but can appreciate that it is about the driving skill, not about the weapons. Star Wars Racer was like that too. Just pure podracing fun.
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  • Avatar for jas2002 #11 jas2002 4 months ago
    I have read tons of articles/reviews of video games in my life. Some of them were very good in explaining mechanics or gameplay, others were great detailing technical stuff. But video games are more than that, they are as good as the feelings they are able to transmit to the player.
    And Nadia I have to congratulate you because very few writers can communicate this feelings the way you do. Nintendo rocks, F-Zero rocks and you definetely do! You have +1 follower
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  • Avatar for KamilPmxq #12 KamilPmxq 4 months ago
    good article :)
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