Video Game Cheats 'N Beatums #35: Metroid Mondays

(But it’s actually Wednesday.)

Column by KC Green, .

Video Game Cheats 'n Beatums is a weekly webcomic by KC Green. If you want to read more, you can find the rest of the archived comics here.

I'm So TIRED. I don't have it in me to continue this please just give me a break from video games! What?! I already took two weeks off??? Oh god, you're right! OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!!! IT'S TIME TO GET BACK IN IT! OH MY GOD! QUICK SAMUS ARAN, WE NEED COFFEE TO BEGIN OUR DAY!!!! *quickly jumps into the back of Samus' spaceship and it flies off*

KC Green is probably playing a weird indie game right now instead of working on his adaptation of Pinocchio or writing the comic BACK. He currently lives in Western Massachusetts in the snow where he makes comics and writes these bios.

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  • Avatar for DrZebra #1 DrZebra A year ago
    We've all been there, coffee's a serious addition. Bless her soul.
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  • Avatar for nimzy #2 nimzy A year ago
    I feel like that coffee shop isn't owned by a Space Pirate, tubes are nowhere to be seen.
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  • Avatar for Thad #3 Thad A year ago
    Uh-oh. This isn't going to turn into a webcomic that's just a bunch of jokes about coffee, is it?
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