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Having been abandoned by society, I was raised to adulthood by wild computers. Most of the stupid things I did were during the internet&#039;s early days, back when Overclocked was an emulation comic instead of a remix site, so there&#039;s no way you&#039;d find out about them now.<br /> <br /> (I hope.)

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  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX 2 days ago

    Hoo boy, you have no idea how long this has been going on. It's a shame to see a person go to waste, even when that person has given you lots of ulcers, but Alex Mauer has threatened the livelihoods of dozens of entertainers and critics, all in the name of entitlement and petty revenge. This story first grew big when she started carpet bombing YouTube with DMCA takedowns for anyone and everyone that's ever used Star Mazer footage. Her goal was to get people mad at Imagos for her, and she was completely surprised when people got mad at her instead.

    Suffice to say, she's never going to work in the video game industry again. This timeline right here does a good job at highlighting the entire saga:

    Posted in River City Ransom: Underground Pulled From Steam Due Music Copyright Issues

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX 4 days ago

    @sloth-machine Mad respect. The 2600 was my first console too. My and my brother used to play a variation of Skydiver where we would try to land on the targets without opening our parachutes.

    It's possible the Ataribox could be good, but everything I know about Atari and its history says that's a long, long shot. They'd have to put effort and passion into its games. I'll be looking for signs like, say, seeing the Adventure and Yar's Revenge worlds expanded. They might easily turn heads if they released a new Swordquest game, one with all four worlds where you gain the treasures that the real-life contestants were set to win.

    Posted in Relive the Past With Atari's New Ataribox

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX 4 days ago

    They're going to have to work hard to sell me on this. Atari just never had the kind of personality Nintendo and Sega have. I remember a good handful of classics they produced, but none of them were character-centric. A lot of classic Atari games don't feel very different from modern smartphone games. Maybe that's simply due to the technology limitations of the era they thrived in, but they stayed that way when they went through a spurt of attempted reboots a while back. I want to see something that gives me a reason to care about this company that's constantly in the throes of death and rebirth.

    Posted in Relive the Past With Atari's New Ataribox

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX 18 days ago

    In a way, the Switch is like a do-over of the Wii-U, so of course we'll be seeing more games like this. Now when are the Ice Climbers and Inkling Kids going to be announced as new fighters in the Smash Bros. port?

    Posted in Is Platinum Games Teasing Bayonetta Ports for Switch?

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX 21 days ago

    Trial of the Sword? I beat the Cave of Ordeals and Cave of Shadows in Twilight Princess HD. With some thinking and planning, I think I can beat this too.

    Master Mode? Could be thrilling, but I may be forced to loot Hyrule Castle early and Wolf Link will probably get splattered too easily to make him worth bringing along. This DLC could have really used a doggie sweater upgrade or some other kind of armor for him.

    Trial of the Sword on Master Mode? I think I'll just drop this magnetic slab on my head and save the monsters the trouble.

    Posted in Zelda: Breath of the Wild DLC Pack 1's Hard Mode Will Kick Even the Best Players in the Teeth

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX 28 days ago

    Afraid Super Mario Odyssey already ruined this joke. You can possess Bullet Bills, which explode whenever they hit something, causing Mario to be harmlessly ejected back into the level.

    Posted in 10 Characters, Animals, and Things We Want to Possess in Super Mario Odyssey

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX A month ago

    At the current price and with the current crop of exclusives, the Xbox One X at least looks like a wonderful machine for modders and tinkerers, but even then, it may be best to wait until it's dead first.

    Posted in The Internet Reacts to the Xbox One X $499 Price

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX A month ago

    You know... I don't think Pokemon Stars ever existed in the first place. I mean, look at Sun and Moon's legendary trio. There's Solgaleo, the Sunne pokemon, Lunala, the Moone pokemon, and Necrozma, the Prism pokemon, who we clearly now see merging with Solgaleo and Lunala much like Kyurem did with Reshiram and Zekrom in Black 2/White 2.

    If there had been a third version for Sun and Moon, it would have been called Pokemon Prism, not Pokemon Stars.

    And yeah, Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon do sound like lame and overcompensating names, but remember that a major part of Sun and Moon's plot was the Ultra Beasts, who researchers weren't even sure were pokemon in the first place.Edited last month by Unknown

    Posted in No Pokemon on the Switch (yet), E3 Is Our New Religion for a Week or So, and the Rest of This Week's Headlines

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX A month ago

    I'm intrigued because it's being made by Black Forest Games, who developed the mighty respectable Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams. If they'd start out by reviving something as obscure as The Great Giana Sisters, maybe this is their whole schtick.

    The trailer is a snooze though. It doesn't even try to hide how it's running off the Twisted Dreams engine. It does like like it could easily become the best Bubsy game ever, but that isn't saying much.

    Posted in Okay, I Guess Bubsy is Back

  • Avatar for CK20XX CK20XX A month ago

    My mind keeps wandering to the idea of a Mega Man and Pokemon crossover, where you must take your pokemon and storm a Team Skull Fortress to stop a new administrator named Albert.

    Posted in Nintendo Pokémon Direct: Preview, and How to Watch the Presentation