"Up yours, children!"
You are already drunk.
The Valkyria Chronicles 4 on Switch is in a rough spot in some ways.
Yakuza 0 will be out this August.
Total War is not purely historical in this latest entry.
No, "Super Sonic Racing" is not included on the soundtrack yet.
Rev up for some Sonic racing.
Sega Genesis Classics is missing a major piece of Sega's history, but nobody can do anything about it.
You can take Kiryu out of the Yakuza, but you can't take the Yakuza out of Kiryu.
The Dragon of Dojima has yet to sire a brood.
No way you can run as fast as Sonic in these bejeweled boats.
The Total War franchise gets its first spin-off. Can this Saga simplify the Total War epic for new fans?
"We have this great game, and you can't play it. Sucker."
How close to reality is the Yakuza series' depiction of Japan's underground crime syndicates?
The update didn't stick around for long, but we learned a lot about what's coming to Sonic's newest 2D adventure.
The Hiroshima-based port town is a nice change of pace for our favorite criminal with a heart of gold.
Like a dragon, Kazuma Kiryu rises one more time for his final adventure.
Details emerge, then disappear about the Sega Genesis Mini.
Sega does what... you know the rest.
A new, mainline Sakura Wars game is currently early in development.
More Shenmue in 2018.
The first in a five-part series.
Sonic almost danced the night away in the original game, plus other rare concepts.
Software leaks cannot kill a dragon.
Two Yakuza games in a single year!
Sega shows off a familiar "R"
Coming out this summer.
You can pre-order the game now for PS4, Xbox One, and Switch.
Heart of gold, fist of iron.