Do you want to Rage against the machine in a manner that's safe and corporation-approved? Then consider entering Bethesda's sweepstakes for a "custom Dreamcast" pre-installed with the studio's upcoming shooter, Rage 2.
Bethesda kicked off the sweepstakes this morning. It runs through May 3 until 11:59 p.m. ET. The prize is a shiny black PC that's shaped like a Dreamcast and is emblazoned with a hot pink "anarchy" emblem. Don't lie: This is everything you wanted when you were a little punk who hid in your junior high school's smoke hole during recess and complained about how your mom keeps buying store-brand pizza rolls. Heck, maybe it's still everything you wanted. No judgment here. The oily black of the Dreamcast goes well with the hot pink spraypaint.
Entrants beware, though: You're lusting after a Dreamcast-shaped PC, not an actual Dreamcast that (somehow) plays Rage 2. Make sure to give the sweepstakes rules a good read-over. If you're still interested, just follow Bethesda's Rage 2 Twitter account and retweet the contest announcement. There are some eligibility requirements, so again, make sure to read the sweepstakes rules.
Rage 2 is a first-person shooter that takes place in a world decimated by a meteor strike. You're hunted by mutants and vicious gangs, plus you have to keep a sharp eye on the Earth's new wildlife: Most of it is out to eat your face. Tonally, Rage 2 is much different from its predecessor. I personally don't have a problem believing the world of Rage 2 is a world where a black spraypainted Dreamcast actually exists.