Professor Sharkey's Bad Game Science Takes on Minecraft

How badass is Minecraft guy? Professor Sharkey breaks it all down with the power of science.

Article by Scott Sharkey, 08/01/2014.

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#1 gillijack 4 years ago

Very entertaining! I'm glad to see Sharkey on USGamer. (And I'm sorry if he's contributed before and I missed it.)

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#2 keeperxiii 4 years ago

Glad to see prof. Sharkey here. Very entertaining. Keep 'em coming!

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#3 soloskywalker 4 years ago

Is this a sign of more Sharkey to come?

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#4 Kat.Bailey 4 years ago

@soloskywalker I think you can expect more Sharkey in the future!

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#5 hectorbarredaehrlich 4 years ago

Finally. Now this site can really take off.

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#6 robo_riley 4 years ago

This is fantastic- more please.

I always enjoy a does of math and science with my videogame analysis.

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#7 kidgorilla 4 years ago

Goddammit I love you, Scott Sharkey.

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#8 gahitsu 4 years ago

A thing of beauty.

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#9 Thad 4 years ago

I shared this with my coworkers who always play Minecraft on their lunch hour.

I've never actually played Minecraft.

I play Super Mario 3D Land on my lunch hour.

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#10 standing8 4 years ago

Sharkey!!!

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#11 metalangel 4 years ago

I'd love more, like the speed at which the Minecraft world is rotating, or his metabolism (and healing rate), or things like being able to eat entire roast chickens in four bites while underwater.

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#12 davidfoster26 4 years ago

Scott Sharkey is back back back. Give me more more more.
Now!

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#13 kingaelfric 4 years ago

SHARKEY! I knew you couldn't leave us forever.

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#14 JC-Denton1 4 years ago

Sweet, glad to see Sharkey here.

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#15 anusface 4 years ago

Holy shit that is incredible.

What's even more incredible is that Minecraft Guy is somehow able to use a golden shovel as an effective excavating tool. Gold is a notoriously soft metal, if you stuck the blade in the ground and kicked it in it would collapse like an empty soda can.

#16 SpoonyBardOL 4 years ago

Sharkey is now at USGamer.

What is the greatest day?

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#17 abuele 4 years ago

Quite a nice laugh after reading this, it is great Scott Sharkey is contributing to USGAMER.

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#18 docexe 4 years ago

Haven’t realized how much I missed this kind of pieces from Scott Sharkey. Nice.

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#19 DiscordInc 4 years ago

Oh sweet! I've missed Sharkey's writing. Looking forward to seeing more of his stuff here.

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#20 Kadrom 4 years ago

MORE SHARKEY

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#21 lethalsilicong5 3 years ago

another great article sharkey!

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#22 luisalves85 7 months ago

Your work is very good and i appreciate you and hopping for some more informative posts!
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