Video Game Cheats 'n Beatums #24: Super Mario Bros. 30th Anniversary!
The plumber’s Famous game is 30!
We here at Video Game Cheats and Beatums would like to wish a hearty 30 to Super Mario Bros for the NES! A classic not to go unnoticed as its turning 30 this year! We can’t forget all the great times we had with that game and only that game. In fact: I’m throwing a big party! Gamemaster Anthony’s got the guest list and everyone’s invited! Even you! Come on friend, we’re gonna celebrate the only thing that is worth celebrating!
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