Video Game Cheats 'n Beatums #44: Super Mystery Feelings

Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love my mom.

Video Game Cheats 'n Beatums is a weekly webcomic by KC Green. If you want to read more, you can find the rest of the archived comics here.

Sometimes you gotta grow up! Sometimes you gotta grow up AS a pokemon, but that’s not always usually how it works. We gotta gaze at the navel and find out who we really are. We gotta answer questions with no actual answer you would say but close enough to. We gotta… wait, I didn’t Get SQUIRTLE. I KNOW you can pick them but WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT SQUIRTLE. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ARE YOU JOKING ME YOU M– mic gets muffled and screaming can be heard.

KC Green is probably playing a weird indie game right now instead of working on his adaptation of Pinocchio or writing the comic BACK. He currently lives in Western Massachusetts in the snow where he makes comics and writes these bios.

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