Hey, you know that sad, empty shelf behind your computer? You know the one. Put something on it, for goodness sake. Something like Nendoroid's upcoming Guardian figure. Pre-orders for the smaller, less deadly version of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild's most vicious enemy are now available.
If you can't recall why the Guardians are Beasts from Hell, go on and start a new game in Breath of the Wild. As soon as you can leave the Great Plateau, make a beeline for Central Hyrule. Admire the smattering of target sights that appear on Link's body seconds before he dies. There. Now you remember the Guardians. And you know exactly why the Nendoroid figures come with the best accessory ever: A translucent "GAME OVER" sign.
A blue laser-blast is another accessory that comes with the Guardian figure. You can also remove its spider-like legs.